Thursday, February 20, 2014

Worst Goal Songs

Over the past week I gave you what, in my opinion, were the best and worst goal horns in the NHL. This post will showcase what I believe to be the worst goal songs in the league.

5. Crowd Chant-Joe Satriani
Teams that use it: Minnesota Wild and the New York Islanders

ohhhhhhhOHHHHHohohohoh...yeah, that's the song. I like to call this "the Minor League hockey song" because everytime I go to a minor league game, this is always the goal song, no matter what teams are playing. So not only is it uncreative, it's also extremely overused.


Teams that use it: Colorado Avalanche, Columbus Blue Jackets, and Dallas Stars

Another "chant song" as I like to call them. Not much to say about this one, it's just another generic song that encourages the crowd to chant along. 


Team that uses it: Detroit Red Wings

One word: why? Nothing screams entitlement like having a goal song written especially for you. Speaking of which...

Teams that use it: the New York Rangers

Another song written specifically for a team, and yes it's another chant song. The goal horn is tied into the same recording as the song as well. It's a very annoying song, but not as bad as...

Teams that use it: Edmonton Oilers and Florida Panthers
Pitbull is absolutely terrible, and it's no surprise that a song of his is the worst song in the league. Fitting that two of the worst teams in the league use a terrible song. 


Honorable mentions: Le But and Turbulence